I'm just trying to get myself back home.

Justen. Born in Vegas. Functioning in Portlandia.
Kings of Leon Fanatic.

"Love, Love don't mean nothing, unless there's something worth fighting for."

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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wakeupmroriza:

I would raise a dog w/ u 

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instagrarn:

reading vine comments is an art

instagrarn:

reading vine comments is an art

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lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

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honestmoon:

aestheticgoddess:

A Corrupt Nature- Las Vegas by Maciek Jasik

OMG LOVE WHO ARE YOU

zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

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lifehacks247:

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake

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electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

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anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

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jamjars: